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Wednesday, September 08, 2004
fuck you FreeCell.

well here i am. all alone. all aloney. on my owney.

and why is that? that is because noone reads this thing anymore, and as such i have chosen to abandon ship.... or shit, i guess would be a more accurate description.

i think this is a nelson mandella- if i'm wrong, come shoot me in the face.

"there is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to see the ways in which you yourself have altered."

kind of makes you think, doesn't it?...... or not.

and miriam, this one's for you- sorry to have left you and meg today, i don't know what came over me-
"so yeah, i like totem poles- whats your point? the whole fucking universe is going to explode in three days if i can't train this ferret to make cheese and butter using a traditional pioneer churn. which is impossible given my current state of temporary insanity and bitter remorse... or is it just a stubborn mundanity?"

i'm sleepy.

listen to Hey Bulldog, Paper Shoes, Boy Named Sue, and your first instinct. always.

catch ya on the flipside. (im so... something.)

Posted at 02:04 pm by user_name
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Saturday, September 04, 2004
Monica is...

monica is a delectable blend of tender crawfish tails in
monica is now vj sports online
monica is sucking the liquid out of this
monica is my name
monica is my daughter 2/9/98
monica is america's bad girl
monica is pretty
monica is singing
monica is intern barbie
monica is having a baby
monica is jealous
monica is my favourite cheerleader
monica is not innocent
monica is well
monica is out of town
monica is back 2
monica is $$$ meltdown
monica is all that in this new album
monica is my daughter
monica is pretty good on thin ice
monica is green
monica is miss thang by joodles77
monica is a very healthy girl
monica is temperate throughout the year
monica is the center of the art world in southern california
monica is grinning
monica is the bomb
monica is about 1/2 hour by the big blue bus from lax & there`s service every 10 mins
monica is my favourite cheerleader contributed on jan 13
monica is taking her career to better places
monica is a person
monica is the most beautiful lady in movies today
monica is very
monica is thought by many as the best photographer in detroit
monica is seventeen
monica is now being given
monica is a compact eight square miles with fresh ocean breezes
monica is not exactly a pat on the head
monica is the girl who alternates between starvation dieting and binge eating as her moods turn
monica is shareware at a price of us$20
monica is fond of meeting new people and venturing into unfamiliar territory
monica is not related to julia roberts in anyway
monica is series editor for the itp nelson canada series in hrm
monica is comprised of 8
monica is neither responsible nor liable for any viruses or other contamination of your system nor for any delays
monica is paying beginning teachers as well as anyone else
monica is an already "built
monica is also talented in art and dreams of becoming a doctor or famous actress when she grows up
monica is published under a bsd like now
monica is currently serving as president of the local chapter of the american meteorology society
monica is also one of the few places in the la area where you can park your car and walk to just about anything you need
monica is an ideal location in the
monica is a beach city located west of beverly hills
monica is responsible for spearheading the direction
monica is quiet and somewhat shy upon meeting new people
monica is an excellent utility that fixes the flaws associated with downloading through
monica is great and the bottom line
monica is given a little more room to strut her own stuff
monica is the indian and metis education consultant for saskatoon public school division since 1986
monica is also on felicity on wed october 31

monica is invited to attend the glitzy white house correspondents dinner in washington as guest of vanity fair magazine
monica is planning to travel and wrestle in america in 2002
monica is a vegetarian
monica is the teams best defender and most complete player
monica is really pretty and should get started in the
monica is a first
monica is something special in regards to both her mental gifts and her emotional maturity
monica is all ready for a sunday tea party in her beautiful yellow lame' dress trimmed with white lace and white embroidery
monica is the epitome of the concept of freedom of choice in matters of health
monica is teasing bill with flashes of her underwear
monica is given to flights of fancy; monica was the predator and the pursuer
monica is the ideal setting to demonstrate how gem vehicles should be used
monica is maxim's girlfriend of the day
monica is a regular person
monica is only sixteen
monica is quite image
monica is not
monica is back
monica is the president of the association of latin americna students
monica is out of town
monica is a delectable blend of tender crawfish tails
monica is back
monica is taken down from the cross
monica is community that takes up the fight against cancer
monica is so perfect
monica is well
monica is conferencing sexual bondage
monica is spritzen amazone
monica is le sesso foto
monica is dating
monica is america's bad girl
monica is going to have her own talk show now
monica is xxxxx erotic lovemaking
monica is sucking the liquid out of this
monica is sticchio geile fotzen
monica is story
monica is my name
monica is soaked
monica is pretty
monica is a single mexican woman from hermosillo
monica is wassersport amateur phots
monica is snowman naturist
monica is a homewrecker
monica is sick
monica is a dirty schoolgirl
monica is having norwegian sex
monica is a drunk
monica is 'so gone'
monica is located on the shores of
monica is $$$ meltdown
monica is going to
monica is a very healthy
monica is eagerly awaiting the opening of the new whole foods market at 2201 wilshire boulevard
monica is my daughter
monica is updated
monica is pretty good on thin ice
monica is temperate throughout the year
monica is taking her career to better places
monica is one of our newest models here at the end of 2002
monica is series editor for the itp nelson canada series in hrm
monica is bordered on the north by malibu and the south by venice beach
monica is very
monica is a moral millennium by jill porter porterj@phillynews
monica is a latina porn star

and by the way, dennis and martina? today was THE BEST DAY EVER- and martina, now i willl let you sleep and stop bothering you. 'night you crazy kids.

Posted at 12:25 am by user_name
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Thursday, July 22, 2004
bonjour! hola! aloha! salut! helloooooo

*guess who's back, back again, yep i'm back... tell a friend.*

oh I'M the real slim shady alright.

anyways the point of all of this is

i have returned from Camp Wedonotallowboys aka Ocunto aka Ofuno (or the real boring name oconto)

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! CALL NOW AND YOU WILL RECIEVE MONICA, FREE OF CHARGE, AND DESPERATE TO SEE/HEAR FROM HER FRIENDS!

1 800 call me now fuckers because i miss you all.

and kudos (i have no idea what language that is, but KUDOS to whosever language it belongs to because it is a wicked word. but i digress) to all of you who wrote me letters and failure awards to those who did not.

also, a shoutout to marathon, ontario- population:500- because 1/500th of your population rocks like an old lady on a porch.

Posted at 02:36 pm by user_name
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004
. . .

alright everyone, so tomorrow, at some ungodly hour in the am, when all of you cool people will be sleeping in your beds/hammocks (if any of you are cool enough to sleep in a hammock in actuality fill me in) dreaming away your cool people dreams, i will be in the huge van we like to call the heiseymobile,and driving towards tichborne.population: 5.

 from that point most of you will likely not see me until the fall- not that that is such a loss to the world. but for those of you who for some indecipherable reason will miss me-


here is one last slice of the monica pie to satisfy you before i go.


and basically the gist of the monica pie is as follows- i'm not even sure what to say. my original plan was to sum up the year and say:

"woo gr.10 has finished- onward to the glory of gr.11!"


but i don't want to. that would be a lie... i want to freeze time to tell you the truth- go back to the days of april and early may when everything was good. we got to just hang around and enjoy eachothers company, which to me is the most important thing. life is too short, and it's over before you know it. i want more time with my family and friends!

friends you can sit around with and do nothing but breathe, and still feel happy. at the same time they are the people that you can call and laugh or cry with for an hour at 2am and not be tired. so to all of you who embody that person- you are really really awesome. and to those of you that i may meet over the summer or my life... i'll be waiting.

this was long and pointless.

happy summer!


Posted at 08:51 am by user_name
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004
i remain unsaved

thinking of you....





see you all next fall (hopefully sooner) - write to me at camp and email me your addresses so i can write you fanciful and eloquent letters. later days!

Posted at 07:11 pm by user_name
I Dare You

Monday, June 21, 2004
franic attack.

well today something odd happened during math.. some kind of panic wave struck me.. but i wasn't worried about math, so im confused about how exactly i got a stupid anxiety attack from something i wasnt anxious for.  but i thought about it, im just anxious about so many other things that my body probably just got it wrong and was like.. well, better freak out now. because really, i HAVE been supressing hardcore amounts of stress about godknowswhat... myself and my hideousness,  my friends, certain guys, my family, school i guess, camp, summer- next time though i would prefer to just hit some stuff really hard instead of dying in the middle of my math exam. that is all. see you tomorrow at the school- oh wait, thats just me! and what a lucky girl i am.

Posted at 06:24 pm by user_name
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Sunday, June 20, 2004
jane.. it works for me?!


Posted at 01:31 pm by user_name
I Dare You

and i hate math.

alright everyone, i would like to apologise for anything written in the past few days--- my mind is foggy from too much math. parabolas and the quadratic functions can shove it. end of discussion.


sorry im not poetic
and im not a superhero
my super power is over-analysing everything
you may not be busy but i know you truly are
but we're both going to leave
how will you last?
how will i?



Posted at 01:04 pm by user_name
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Saturday, June 19, 2004
i'm in love with a drugstore cowboy

what happens when we die?


P.S Jane you're beautiful.

Posted at 02:34 pm by user_name
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Friday, June 18, 2004
a little fall of rain...

i was in the shower, and i had the sudden urge to turn the heat up all the way.
i'm a strong believer of giving in to one's urges, so i did.
it was great- i was feeling sick, and the hot water made everything so much better.
but the hot water ran out, and i was hit with a wave of cold
i got out of the shower shivering and the mirror was fogged up.
i couldn't see myself anymore, and i still felt sick.

Posted at 06:11 pm by user_name
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